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Get me my freakin' coffee!
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Gender:
Male
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Location:
USA
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Age:
20
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About me:
I'm the slacker named Twig in the backroom of the local grocery store, I drive a tiny little 4 cylinder Dodge Neon R/T around town, and obviously... I love punk! I'm Straight Edge, anti-social, slightly narcissistic... addicted to coffee... oh, and I go to community college and learn stuff!
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Interests:
Stuff, coffee, other stuff...
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Favorite Bands:
Rancid, The Casualties, The Clash, Dead Kennedys, The Ramones, The BRiEfS, Black Flag, Pennywise, Tom Waits, Anti-Flag, Bad Religion, NOFX, Screeching Weasel, Despondent... To name a few...
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Added: 22/06/2007 16:57:24
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mhmm it is
they also have a song about a doggy, who died
"But you lay there so still doggy
You lay there
So still
Dog who fell to the ground
Twisted your neck doggy
Don't look right doggy
The bet came with sutures
He said Dave
Hay the doctor cannot save you dog
Dog of depth in the dirt
They buried you deep doggy
You’re the best doggy
My friend has a doggy
She's real nice dog
I wish you could chase her round my yard"
haha I actually think it's funny, it's one of my favorites.
except towards the end they do this weird howling thing..I have no fucking clue haha.
ooooh and they wear their funny little masks at concerts sometimes!
man they're raddd
ha if I were 30 pounds fatter and listened to this shit, I'd be the biggest nerd everrrr.
oh and come on the gabbly at 7:30-8:00ish
pacific time
which means you'll have to go out of your way to convert it to your discusting hick-like eastern time bitchh
have fun with that
hahahaha suckerrr |
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Added: 22/06/2007 11:18:47
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lawn grass, of coursse!
and it's very inspirational
"what's with all the changes since the time I was aware
its like the apple eating people that we once were aren't there"
haha
they also have a song called people live |
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Added: 21/06/2007 21:57:28
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oh and, I've been obsessed with a band called animal collective lately
I've been into some WEIRD ASS MUSIC lately
my favorite is their song about grass
ehhh what the hell? |
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Added: 21/06/2007 21:42:17
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ha, well shucksss....
public school system? |
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Added: 21/06/2007 20:01:35
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like, you're totally on your way, man!
come on gabbly you gay porno piece of motherfathering myspacing whore! |
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Added: 16/06/2007 20:37:19
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haha EVERY chick likes motorcycles twig!
duhhh
you just need to grow long fabio hair, and you'll have them ALL over you ha |
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Added: 15/06/2007 10:03:40
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take the motorcycle.
sure, you won't have coffee on the way to school,
but when you stop at the coffee shop, you'll look all sexy taking off your helmet and swishing your hair around, and maybe you'll get a girl while you're at it! ;]
it's just 30 minutes without coffee for some sexwoman.
haha. sexwoman.
with twig
xXEMOTWIGXx
I meant..
oh and if you change your name to that, I'm going to buy a ticket to virginia, fly there, kick you in the balls with a steel toe, and come back to california.
I swear. |
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Added: 11/06/2007 15:06:08
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| look outside any window facing the road and tell me wat that purple fuzzy thing is near ur mailbox |
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Added: 11/06/2007 14:51:30
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| NIG HEIST BIATCH! |
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Added: 05/06/2007 18:18:08
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my god that reminded me of something me and my friends did in 7th grade!
we'd make fun of perverts on this internet game and we'd say
"I bet you saved up 8 years for enough money to buy a 200 foot extension chord so you can plug your computer stolen from the disabled children library in to the internet at del taco JUST for some internet sex! here, I'll give in."
then in the game, there was this dance move that looked like you were having sex with someone, and we just pressed that button and typed in orgasmic things.
now, the BEST part of this was: our character was a boy in purple clothing.
the guy was GAY!
so we're having gay sex, and the guy asks "your balls. they are nice. are they chicken tenders, or chicken nugggets?"
big hair branden typed "crispy on the outside juicy on the inside"
HAHAHA
we were/are SUCH FUCKING LOSEERS!
damn that was funn
we need to do that again..
it was on runescape or something. |
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Added: 30/05/2007 17:07:36
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is there a reason why people judge anyone on looks?
plz do tell! |
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Added: 28/05/2007 15:18:22
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haha
that would suck assss
"well, I'd like to buy a black flag cd. I really reallly want to. but I just have the greatest tendancy to listen to my chemical romance and hawthorne heights. I just can't resist it."
"also, I'd like to use my razor to get the shading off my window like normal people do! I try, but it always ends up cutting my wrist. it's not across the street, it's down the road, kids. down the sad, black abyss of a road...."
haha.
stupid fucking emos. |
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Added: 27/05/2007 16:48:01
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well you see twig,
here in california, we celebrate a season called summer by taking off school and partying our asses off.
it's traditional.
and twig you're just naturally drunk I swear. |
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Added: 24/05/2007 16:42:26
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holy camoley that's rad!
I don't have any news..
WAIT I DO!
oh never mind. your heart just skipped a beat, huh?
HAHAHA
actually I have some pretty bomb ass news!
SCHOOL'S FUCKING OUT IN TWO AND A HALF WEEEEEEEEEEKSSS!!!!! !!!
goddddd I can't wait
end of the year party at my placeee the day before school ends
that way, we're all hungover the last day of school and won't have to hug our 80 year old english teachers!
but, of course, I'll just be tired. not hungover.
you know why?
cause I don't drink
ha
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