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Get me my freakin' coffee!
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Gender:
Male
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Location:
USA
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Age:
20
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About me:
I'm the slacker named Twig in the backroom of the local grocery store, I drive a tiny little 4 cylinder Dodge Neon R/T around town, and obviously... I love punk! I'm Straight Edge, anti-social, slightly narcissistic... addicted to coffee... oh, and I go to community college and learn stuff!
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Interests:
Stuff, coffee, other stuff...
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Favorite Bands:
Rancid, The Casualties, The Clash, Dead Kennedys, The Ramones, The BRiEfS, Black Flag, Pennywise, Tom Waits, Anti-Flag, Bad Religion, NOFX, Screeching Weasel, Despondent... To name a few...
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Alice In Wonderland [(*meow*)] |
Added: 02/07/2007 17:07:48
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HAHA.
man i wish it was my b-day.
meanie the pooh bear faceness!
how could you eat all the leftovers!?!?!?! |
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Alice In Wonderland [(*meow*)] |
Added: 02/07/2007 13:25:34
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im always a niice person
but nott when my sister runs into my room and jumps on my bed yellin HAPPY BIRTHDAY when its nott even my birthday... thats when im like GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
haha |
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Tally |
Added: 29/06/2007 20:13:07
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it's only twice as good as that mangy new car smell.
ewwwwnewcarsmellll l
say, what's the difference between nutter butters and nuttybuddies? |
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Tally |
Added: 28/06/2007 22:13:26
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pakistan duhh
they're car bomb scented =] |
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Added: 28/06/2007 18:28:01
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ha well get the indian hair ones.
I mean, they're a bit expensive,
but remember :
it's REAL HUMAN HAIR
sure, it might be a dead indian's hair, or a zombie indian's hair, but either way indians have nice hair |
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Added: 26/06/2007 16:08:22
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ha, not to mention that sexy fabio hair you said you'd get extensions for!
so that way when you take off your helmet, you can swish your hair around, and maybe the assistant will think you're sexy and give you extra cream :] |
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Added: 26/06/2007 11:37:13
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| and you'll look so proffesional riding into that interview on your baby blue honda, right? =] |
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Added: 25/06/2007 13:43:38
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ehh that's easy!
all you have to do is compliment their work clothes that look like everyone else's, smile a lot, and tell them they're rad! |
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Added: 24/06/2007 22:20:53
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twig!!!
I found out the most genius idea you will ever hear!
okay so,
while at the white rabbit, known for its delicious coffee/expensive coffee, my friends and I were complaining how much coffee costs these days.
so we came up with an idea to get free coffee for all of your life!
get a job interview for each day of the week,
write a crazy impressive resume, act nice as fuck, use your friends as fake references and make them tell your 'employer' you're rad,
and then they'll say "wow, I'm crazy impressed with your resume, you act nice as fuck, and every single last one of your references think you're rad. how would you like a cup of coffee?"
you say "oh, I'd be delighted"
once you get the cup of coffee, you shout "sucka you just got coffee shitted!"
and run off.
FREE COFFEE!
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Added: 24/06/2007 20:12:40
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well do you expect me to go to six flags or something with the stomach flu!?!?
and the doctor says if I lose 304 pounds, I'll only be a little overweight!
gee, I can't wait to pass this quiz.
right when I pass this quiz, I'm working out.
I swear. |
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Added: 24/06/2007 20:04:05
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79!!
can't pass the godamn level
ughhhhhhhhh
I am not a nerd!
you wait, I'll loose this extra baggage I have on me someday!
right after I pass the impossible quiz.. |
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Added: 24/06/2007 19:34:13
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no wait..
number 62 |
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