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FAN: Californiahickpunk  Get me my freakin' coffee! Gender: Male Location: USA Age: 20 About me: I'm the slacker named Twig in the backroom of the local grocery store, I drive a tiny little 4 cylinder Dodge Neon R/T around town, and obviously... I love punk! I'm Straight Edge, anti-social, slightly narcissistic... addicted to coffee... oh, and I go to community college and learn stuff! Interests: Stuff, coffee, other stuff... Favorite Bands: Rancid, The Casualties, The Clash, Dead Kennedys, The Ramones, The BRiEfS, Black Flag, Pennywise, Tom Waits, Anti-Flag, Bad Religion, NOFX, Screeching Weasel, Despondent... To name a few... PunkRock.org Web Address http://punkrock.org/Twig Favorite Links MY Myspace more links Bands (1) View All Bands Friends (39) View All Friends Comments (299) Tally Added: 15/07/2007 12:45:08 ha oookayyyyy. your coffee maker will be back in a couple of weeks. until then, I sent you a couple of cans of that starbucks frappichino.. don't worry, they're mocha flavored! and some of that double brewed iced coffee from dunkin donuts. enjoy! Tally Added: 14/07/2007 21:22:03 not until you man up and admit I won! Alice In Wonderland [(*meow*)] Added: 14/07/2007 14:27:35 hahahaha yeahs reallies man XD Tally Added: 12/07/2007 21:12:55 hahaha that means I win, right? oh and it was international tv.. CNN thought it was so funny, they broadcasted it in every country except for canada, for some reason. Tally Added: 12/07/2007 14:55:40 wow awesome! I've always wanted my brother sent to military school, mafia taking away my priceless possesions, and forced to live in a country in which I don't speak the language, can't navigate around, and possibly be sold for a couple of goats! once we both get back to america, I have a BIG suprise! I had EVERY SINGLE COFFEE MAKER EVER recalled, sent back to their factories, and carefully destroyed! and they aren't making new ones! oh, and I made sure they even got the one in your panty drawer! so think of it: NO MORE COFFEE. isn't it wonderful? OOOOOOHHHHH and on the serious, side.. I GOT A JOB! yes, ME, having an actual JOB. it's at a fish store too! you know how much I love fishies!! Tally Added: 11/07/2007 10:46:42 wow thanks! I hated that mustang like a dissappointed mother! and now I get to ride around in just about the coolest ride ever! neat! can I hear road trip!? oh god, I can't wait to make my speech.. punks and canadians are idiots! and canadian punks are just downright rediculous! that's why we made a bonfire... with rancid and maple leaves used as fire wood! wooo! okay well you'll be so excited to hear my news! I was riding cross country with my pink moped, and I saw a billboard in tennessee that said "are you tired of being a boy? become a girl! calll balsdfalkre" so I called, and asked if we could suprise you with a sex change surgery! I've arranged for them to spike your drink with that date rape drug, drive you to the sex change place, and turn you into a woman! boobs and everything! oh, don't worry, I made sure they're giving you big'ns! can I hear double d's!? so at some random time, I'm not telling you when!, you will wake up as a woman! so now people don't have to go against my word and call you a fag! yay! oh and I was so jealous of your boob size, I just had to give you a good boyfriend to bang you up! TY PENNINGTON will be waiting for you at your bedside during your recovery with roses and personal lubricant! he insisted on "trying you out" and was eager to take your virginity! great, huh? Alice In Wonderland [(*meow*)] Added: 11/07/2007 09:00:45 YAYS!!!!!!!!! Tally Added: 10/07/2007 19:48:09 wow! three x's! man have I gotten cooler! I can't wait to show off the name to all of those nasty punks! they'll be real scared of me, eh? THREE X'S they just can't live up to it... oh GUESS WHAT!? you know how you've never really come out of the closet? I mean, you've told a few people...I guess the closet door would be considered ajar, but now it's wide open and you've involuntarily stepped out! I publicly announced it on CNN!!!! the whole nation was probably watching because it was after another one of those anna nicole things.. I said "hey do you know twig? well, he's a good guy, and many people know him! he's that jackass that always says 'the ketchup is in the same isle as the food' and 'go find your own cilantro!' at your local grocery store! well the reason he's so bitchy, is because he's gay! flaming gay! wearing a bright yellow and red skimpy piece of lingerie gay! so, if you see him in the street, don't call him a fag or anything! give him a high five! or, grab him in the crotch if you're interested! eh? EHHH?? I hear he's got a nice package! eh? EHHH? oh and remember boys: doggie style! 69! eh? EHHH? ..back to you tyra." so now you can walk around in palm springs holding some gay man's hand in a parade of ranbows and riots led by rosie odonnel and think: wow! what a great friend tally is! Tally Added: 10/07/2007 14:31:02 wow I'll have an emo husband to contrast my existing punk boyfriend! feeling happy? I'll be with brandon! feeling depressed? I'll be with my emo husband! woooo! okay so to, yet again, return your gratitude, I scheduled you a five day, eight hour, and twenty-seven minute speed dating session with ALL of those desperate chicks! I know you like them! oh but there's more! you get THREE bathroom breaks! yes, I said it! THREE!! and a five second pause between each date for anything you want! check your email, call a friend, but only for five seconds! the dates last for 20 minutes each, which means by the end of it, you'll have dated 109485093468 ugly fat chicks! yay! Alice In Wonderland [(*meow*)] Added: 10/07/2007 13:20:57 well im somewhat a cat, i mean i walk around with cat ears on my head. so does that mean you left some out for me?????? Tally Added: 10/07/2007 10:34:13 oh boy that's great! I think I might even have a crush on him! he lets me borrow his jeans all the time! they fit like a glove.. is it possible I have the same jean size as him? if so, that must mean either his balls hurt like hell when he wears them, or he has no balls. but I'm sure he has some! he's just about the manliest man EVER! so to return the favor, raven simone will be at your door ANY MINUTE now! I know, I know, you like 'em chocolate-colored. I remembered =] Tally Added: 09/07/2007 21:16:46 wow twig! your generosity never ceases to amaze me! so guess what I got you!? HANNAH MONTANA!!! you get to hang with her for a whole day! you know what that means, right? you can do whatever you want to her! WHATEVER YOU WANT just twig and hannah montana, in a room alone, no security guards or anything. ooooh. I hope you don't mind her brunette miley cirus side of her, because with all you two will be doing her wig will fall off, and her caked on makeup will go along with it. woooooooo. TWIG MONTANA YALL! Tally Added: 09/07/2007 19:13:54 aww how sweet of you! now I can listen to my favorite band taking back sunday, and then cut myself after! so in my appriciation for your appriciation of me sending you such a great gift, I sent you ALL my old makeup! just think of it twig: all the black eyeliner, lip gloss, and mascara you want! and you don't have to steal it from your mother! oh and while I'm at it, I'm going to send you my favorite dress! the orange one with hanus green and purple polka dots, ruffles the size of donuts, and those cute little cuff links that say "I love my granny" on it! don't thank me, thank my keen sense in what YOU want =] Tally Added: 09/07/2007 15:57:11 well I thought they looked incredibly similar after I drew on that spoiler... you best appreciate them that though! that was 41 damn cents out of my pocket yall! Tally Added: 09/07/2007 15:08:03 haa but maybe the camero store just so happens to be at the end of the mall. I'd take the money I need out of my bank, which just so happens to be at the beginning of the mall, and just weave my way through the mall towards the camero store, stopping at every store and buying everything I fall in love with. which is just about everything, considering my style is described 'uber happy' and many things make me happy. so by the time I make it to the camero store, I'll have just enough money to buy the key chain. but I won't have enough for tax. so I'll give you a postage stamp instead. haa Alice In Wonderland [(*meow*)] Added: 09/07/2007 13:34:38 mmmmm ramen noodles...... Tally Added: 07/07/2007 10:29:55 damnn right. nutter butters are 10x better than nutty buddies I asked a man at stater brothers, and he showed me the nutterbutter-buddily ways, I guess.. he had green hair! and a mustache! and a lip ring! and a gay stater brothers outfit! ooooh ooh! and I went to the reginal park with brandon, and it has waterslides. we went on the water slides like twice and got bored, so we went to get a snack. the snack bar man was raddddd!!! he told us the shortest joke in the world! "a cannibal passes his brother in the jungle" and 'the funniest joke in the world'.... "a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: why the long face?" he says that jokes kills in texas, but I don't think it's funny. ooh and it was my brother's birthday that same day, and I felt bad I had to miss his cake time so I bought one of those gummy krabby patties, stuck a candle in it and sung happy birthday. the man at the snackbar gave me the idea. ha. he's rad. he gives free advice too. melayu chaos Added: 07/07/2007 06:32:41 add us,listen us n give a damn comment. cheers!! Tally Added: 03/07/2007 20:32:24 well you're just jealous that you never almost hooked up with a gangster from east la! and also that you aren't eating a nutter butter WHILE drinking double brewed iced coffee from dunkin donuts! AND that you didn't have juan pollo for dinner! AND AND that...well..uhm...y ou're not as sexy! Tally Added: 03/07/2007 17:53:09 but which one's which? oh and I just got back from stateline, which is usually boring considering that I went with my mom, little brother, and great grandmother. but I managed to make a friend or two. both from east la. they had shiny jewlry. haaa Pages:    <   1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10  >       Only members can place comments. Please, login or register, if you want to submit a comment. Member Login Email Address Password Remember my Email Forgot Your Password?   Sponsored Advertisements:

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