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Get me my freakin' coffee!
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Gender:
Male
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Location:
USA
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Age:
20
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About me:
I'm the slacker named Twig in the backroom of the local grocery store, I drive a tiny little 4 cylinder Dodge Neon R/T around town, and obviously... I love punk! I'm Straight Edge, anti-social, slightly narcissistic... addicted to coffee... oh, and I go to community college and learn stuff!
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Interests:
Stuff, coffee, other stuff...
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Favorite Bands:
Rancid, The Casualties, The Clash, Dead Kennedys, The Ramones, The BRiEfS, Black Flag, Pennywise, Tom Waits, Anti-Flag, Bad Religion, NOFX, Screeching Weasel, Despondent... To name a few...
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Added: 21/07/2007 11:13:34
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HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWWWS
man I'm a fan
really
a nerd,
but still a fan
went to barnes & nobles at 10:45 to get my damn book
they put us in groups as to when we enter the store
I was group A, of course.
precisely 12:00 the book was in my hands.
I read half the book already, but my "shift" is over.
yes, shift.
I have to share with my mom and sister,
who are incredibly bitchy and incredibly slow readers.
but lemme tell ya..it's confusing, I just don't know who's dieing!
really, I thought 10 people died, and they all came back
what the fuck
kill 'em all off I say!
kill ALL OF THEM! |
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Added: 20/07/2007 17:53:32
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I'd answer, but I don't talk to squidwards.
pschh. |
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Added: 19/07/2007 22:07:14
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EWWW
pessimist!
get away!
get awaaaayyyy!
pessimism is about a half a step down from emo.
half a step above liberals, luckily.
but still!
you don't even deserve spongebob!
he's too happy!
you know, you're squidward.
yeah, squidward!
pessimest, job-hating, miserable, tenticle-having SQUIDWARD. |
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Added: 19/07/2007 18:39:41
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oh, I forgot to rub in the fact that:
I LOVE MY JOB! |
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Added: 19/07/2007 18:39:23
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wow, maybe I'm not an idiot!
or maybe we're both idiots..
but it's okay!
'cause spongebob is THE raddest damn thing under the sea!
yeuhhh! |
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Added: 19/07/2007 12:49:03
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yes, that's right.
is it bad I still watch spongebob?
I mean, it's like you can never get too old for spongebob!
right?
is that pathetic or what?
ughh
I watched that show recess til I was like 14
and doug.
I liked doug.
never liked hey arnold, though.
but I still like spongebob.
I'm a loser. |
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Added: 18/07/2007 21:22:56
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are you testing my happiness!?!?!?!
DON'T DO THAT TO TALLY.
especially on a happy day.
who ever said I won't eat mac n cheese because I'm SAD or MAD!?
I just won't eat it because I'm, like totally afraid!
so maybe instead, I'll eat, like korean food! like totally spicy!
woo!
twig's an idiot! |
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Added: 18/07/2007 19:44:07
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hahahaha
wow, that makes sense!
the fishstore I work at is connected to john and eunice's house, (my boss and..boss-ette, I guess) and eunice made jp and I lunch.
guess what she made!
MACARONI AND FUCKING CHEESE
I asked her what brand it was, and she showed me the box.
it was stater brother's brand, of course.
so I'm paranoid now..
I told her I was lactose intolerant and she gave me cury instead, cause she's one of those damned korean people..
but I don't think I can eat another bite of macoroni and cheese for the rest of my life!
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kachena |

Added: 18/07/2007 11:52:40
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| me to buti like jazz. do like bob dylan |
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Added: 17/07/2007 21:11:27
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hahaha twig that's too much..
earplugs work, yes.
I never thought girls from virginian and/or texas trailor parks were so demanding...
I always thought all they said was "I done got tired of yall shooting squirels blah blah blah I need me some apple cider blah blah blah howdy yall blahhh" |
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Added: 16/07/2007 21:15:52
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well that worked significantly..
three semi-long messages with me bitching, and I could've shortened it up to one shorter one that includes coffee.
wow.
and that idea of yours...
it's gonna backfire!!
after turning maybe four or five girls punk, YOU'LL be brainwashed by THEM!
you would've heard so much taking back sunday, fall out boy, and my chemical romance, you yourself would turn into a worhtless emo! |
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Added: 16/07/2007 19:37:45
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HAHAHAHAHA
he sent me a message saying:
"wait im not the tru emo type"
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
okay, I'm in a better mood now :] |
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Added: 16/07/2007 19:32:00
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that IDIOT had the nerves to send me a friend request!
what the hell!?
I'm playing minesweeper, and I have another reason to throw my computer against the wall..
man I'm not good with games...
ughh I HATE EMOS |
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Added: 16/07/2007 19:26:01
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twig, that man "b" we were talking to on gabbly probably just made the biggest mistake in his internet life..
the guy told me he was emo!!
I lectured him for five minutes, told him I was tired of three syllable words, said cheers and was about to log off when he said
"ya well u say that, but the world could really give a fuck if u live or die"
pffff
bullshit. |
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kachena |

Added: 16/07/2007 19:10:43
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i knpw hes awsome loldo you like jazz?
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Added: 16/07/2007 18:01:49
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woooo!
I'm no longer in debt! |
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kachena |

Added: 16/07/2007 15:35:03
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| man i love tom waits |
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Added: 16/07/2007 11:45:50
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ohhhh...what was that for again?
ugh I forgot...
I'll just send you $2000000 and assume that all my loans, including interest, are taken care for okay? |
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Added: 15/07/2007 21:19:10
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oh well I keep it coo..
my friend's brother died in iraq today!!
scifi is for NERDS you NERD!
I'm listening to trippy 70's music!
wooooo!
fishies sometimes have three second memories.
pff who the hell is that stupid?
wait...what were we talking about? |
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Added: 15/07/2007 13:23:25
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| you're still gonna have to pay for that coffee, you know. |
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