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Get me my freakin' coffee!
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Gender:
Male
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Location:
USA
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Age:
20
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About me:
I'm the slacker named Twig in the backroom of the local grocery store, I drive a tiny little 4 cylinder Dodge Neon R/T around town, and obviously... I love punk! I'm Straight Edge, anti-social, slightly narcissistic... addicted to coffee... oh, and I go to community college and learn stuff!
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Interests:
Stuff, coffee, other stuff...
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Favorite Bands:
Rancid, The Casualties, The Clash, Dead Kennedys, The Ramones, The BRiEfS, Black Flag, Pennywise, Tom Waits, Anti-Flag, Bad Religion, NOFX, Screeching Weasel, Despondent... To name a few...
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Tally |
Added: 13/08/2007 10:40:18
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ooh it would work for one of those straight-a students trying to explain how they got pregnant!
"well, I was walking down a dark alley way..when the ninjas attacked! the rest, mom, is history.." |
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Added: 12/08/2007 19:02:51
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damn..
the ninja stories could go for everything!
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Added: 12/08/2007 13:08:14
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well second degree burns on the bottom of my feet make a great story!
"my friends were being attacked by ninjas in the scortching summer heat. their sword blades were peircing hot, and I had to save them. so with my super natural ninja fighting powers, I defeated them all, saved my friends, and was left with these burns on the bottom of my feet. my battle scars."
hahaha
what about you eh?
have any super rad stories about a street sign falling on your head?
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DIDN'T THINK SO
I'd snap and say hell yeah nigga if I wasn't so white.. |
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Added: 11/08/2007 22:51:46
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man that's rad!
haha you're a hickkk
today,
brandon took me to the skate park to teach me how to skate board.
ehh fun?
nooo
all the bros were laughing at me!
I wore my bam shirt and vans thinking I was all bad ass!
but no!
it happens that I SUCK at skateboarding!
but I am incredibly good at butt boarding..
we went at the top of this hill called crafton road and sat down on the board and screamed the whole way down!
it was awesome!
I can't imagine what would happen to me if I fell at the speed we were going, but some idiotic thing I did tonight made up for it!
I stepped on a fucking hair straightner..
I have second degree burns on the bottom of my foot!
ahhh! |
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Added: 10/08/2007 15:15:48
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nahh
I'll save you your eyesight
I'd type forever and ever
ha
man I'm fucking wipedd
I feel like I took a bunch of drugs, then got ran over, then had a kid, and then fall off the grand canyon, and was forced to eat cheap nacho cheese
I'm THAT tired
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Added: 10/08/2007 12:58:07
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tally?
ehh, she died..
got attacked by one of those freaks at venice beach when she stayed there last week
it was a giant black man wearing a short pink skirt
ha I tried to take a picture with him, but he kept rollerblading on..
man that sucked
I had the WEIRDEST dream last night!
I saw EVERYBODY I have EVER met!
even people I don't remember!
they were all in my house having a party!
you were there, too..
you were snooping around in my room
and president bush was there cause I actually met him a couple of years ago, gross, I know.
and a couple of famous people too!
it was weird!
and the elvis guy who wedded my aunt!
and even the giant black man in the short pink skirt!
and the two headed squirrel!
I could go on and on and on..
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Added: 03/08/2007 13:23:54
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only when it comes to skin care!...
and when they say our eyelashes could be longer..
and also those escape to hawaii for a week with spending money sweepstakes..
and those new hair removal products that last for more than a week..
and much, much more..
but you guys don't have to shave your damn legs every other day!
or match your clothes! |
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Added: 02/08/2007 20:31:43
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ughh boys
I swear they'll even buy themselves breast implants if some hot chick is advertising it
"like, boys should totally buy breast implants! it looks sexy nowadays! was that my shirt that just fell off! whoops! haha get yourselves some boobs, boys!" |
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Added: 01/08/2007 20:37:18
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ehh a scams a scam!
and if you have a nice ass, you have the right and dignity to scam just about anyone you please.
I would know..
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Added: 01/08/2007 19:57:06
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neh, hefer is more suitable to your soon to be figure, I think..
and those starving india children funds are a scam! |
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Added: 01/08/2007 14:13:23
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well she was turning 16, but she might as well have been 8 haha
and I'm feeling great! I've got a zillion people to catch up to today
the bad part is I couldn't fucking sleep last night!!!
there's this annoying ass high pitched beeping sound in my room that comes on every other minute!
every time I would close my eyes, it would go off
so I had to sleep in my little brother's room..
which smells like pee..
cause he still wets his bed at age 7
ughh
oh and thanks for the fat disease idea!
you might wanna sleep with your eyes open from now on, because I guarantee by the end of this week, you'll gain 5-10 pounds..
hahaha think of what will happen after a year of that! |
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Added: 31/07/2007 21:47:12
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haha I was like totally hoping you'd die!
that food was poisened with skinny-disease!
eventually, it'll make you sooo skinny, it turns you to dust!
I think I got it too, because I haven't been able to eat for 2 days without throwing up!
blehh stomach flu
ooh some kid asked if I was fake, and I blew up on him and he was like "um sorry your gorgeous im sorry"
hahaha
but I'm not a bitchhh
it's rainy here!
I went kayaking for jackie's birthday! (yes the crazy ass asian, who actually has a big ass..I'm convinced she's half-black)
we were stuck in a damn double together and she kept wacking me in the head with her paddle
I couldn't turn around and get her back, so I'd just flip the boat over!
the funny part is she can't swim!
woo! |
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Added: 31/07/2007 18:05:22
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did you die?
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Skuzz |
Added: 26/07/2007 15:14:26
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| TWIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!OI OI OI |
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Added: 22/07/2007 23:40:22
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118!?
boyy there's some fried chicken in the mail with YOUR name on it!
as soon as you get it, get the money I sent and buy yourself two dozen donuts!
glazed!
with jelly on the inside
and sprinkles on top
with sexiness, too.
you can't forget that. |
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Added: 22/07/2007 19:45:27
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ehh go get a donut or something..
maybe, if you didn't buy a coffee at dunkin donuts, you might be able to buy a couple of donuts..
how's that sound? |
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Added: 22/07/2007 12:14:09
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bowling!
man, I'm basically kickass at that game..
I alwayyys win..
mostly because all the girls have nails, and my guy friend's fingers are fat..
hahahahaa
the dog's food for the dogs and their owner.
get your ownnn skinny kid |
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Added: 21/07/2007 20:53:26
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lala?
well,
my dog's food smells really good.
I almost want to eat it. |
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Added: 21/07/2007 20:10:20
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man, you're deprived.
they're like, the best eva!
jellyfishing?
hmm I totally would, but today's annoy squidward day.. |
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Added: 21/07/2007 11:17:30
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oh and, punk, the krabby patties, they're MINE.
you know why?
because unlike YOU you pessimest job-hating miserable tenticle-having squidward;
I am more like optimist job-loving happy sponge-like spongeebob.
guess who flips the patties round these parts?
eh?
EHH?
yes, that's right ME.
now, just go pack to your register and complain about your paycheck..
I LOVE HARRY POTTTTTTERRRRRRRRRRR R |
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