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Get me my freakin' coffee!
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Gender:
Male
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Location:
USA
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Age:
20
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About me:
I'm the slacker named Twig in the backroom of the local grocery store, I drive a tiny little 4 cylinder Dodge Neon R/T around town, and obviously... I love punk! I'm Straight Edge, anti-social, slightly narcissistic... addicted to coffee... oh, and I go to community college and learn stuff!
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Interests:
Stuff, coffee, other stuff...
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Favorite Bands:
Rancid, The Casualties, The Clash, Dead Kennedys, The Ramones, The BRiEfS, Black Flag, Pennywise, Tom Waits, Anti-Flag, Bad Religion, NOFX, Screeching Weasel, Despondent... To name a few...
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Added: 18/05/2007 20:36:56
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oh that's good!
did you know that when you flip a coin and it lands on heads, it HAS to land on tails or you get put in prison!
ohh only in mexico...
1. Canada 3611 up, 1197 down
Here are some reasons to be proud to be Canadian:
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Hey, stick that in your pipe and toke it.
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Added: 18/05/2007 20:07:40
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| wait, do nice abs really compensate for small balls? is that proven? |
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Added: 18/05/2007 19:58:42
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twig, that's third.
kissing is first
making out is second
feeling up is third
and finally, you know what a home run is.
but he had a fucking TEN PACK!
I didn't even think that was possible!
but I think I left some stains from my hands on his old marble |
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Added: 18/05/2007 19:09:37
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wow. john, jamie, and joey.
boy, I think I know all those fine people!
my oh my. what a crazy ko-ink-e-deenk.....
ooh!ooh! I just remembered...when we went to the getty villa on wednesday, there was a naked man in EVERY ROOM.
here's what I learned that day:
*roman people have absolutely NO abs
*hercules had no balls
*all the man statues had really really baby-sized small asldkfjil things, or they were just cut off altogether
*GREEKS HAD ABS my friend hannah and I were counting them, 8 PACKS, 6 PACKS, 10 PACKS damnnnnnnn
*pot, pot, and more potss.
*naked statues lie around in the garden. it's kind of disturbing.
*jackie insisted I be in all the pictures she took of the naked people and wanted me to feel them up but I said no.
*I did, however, take pictures with the naked people.
*I only felt up zues cause he was the one with the 10 pack.
learning is sexy. |
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Added: 18/05/2007 16:25:49
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ahhh
I used to know a boy named john with a burnt off face, who claimed he came from texas and had a girlfriend with a dirty mouth.
but, really, I think it's just a ko-ink-e-deenk. |
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Added: 17/05/2007 19:12:08
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ehh fuck thattt
go play with fire!
get some spray oil stuff and start spraying it then light a match and you can make a flame thrower!
don't use a lighter though, because the flame comes back into the oil in the lighter and it's not pretty......
my friend nearly burnt his hand of haha |
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Added: 15/05/2007 18:02:02
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mhmm
70's is uberr rad especially
psyschedeliccc |
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Added: 14/05/2007 18:48:44
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get your brother a teenage mutant ninja turtle badge!
or the deerhoof cd!
trippiest band EVER
I'm obsessed with them.
hey, you should subscribe to this illegal site!
multiply.com
I LOVE IT
I hope I don't get arrested though. |
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Added: 13/05/2007 13:00:24
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hahaha I actually poured cold water on her before you even sent that.
but now I'm grounded...
I got an F on my progress report
the first F in my life.
ughhhh
I feel stupid |
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Added: 12/05/2007 15:19:16
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hahaha
goddddddd I'm so bored
I went to one tiny little dance party last night,
and jackie got drunk and she's still sleeping
I want to doo something but I can't leave her here
ughh
but, in the mean time, I curled my hair and watched youtube videos until my eyes fell out
godd
any suggestions to waking a hungover person up? |
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Added: 10/05/2007 20:32:17
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hahahaha
if I really had a black lady's ass, I seriously would've laughed it offf
thanks for being such a damn jerk twig! |
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Added: 10/05/2007 19:27:01
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haha
sounds like a climactic twist in the daily life of twig
must've ruined your day, eh?
OHHHH
and speaking of "eh"
EVERYBODY THINKS CANADIANS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't fucking know why though!
like, in our little history class there's this question like..."how would you rebuild the union?" cause we were reviewing middle school shit
and almost the whole effin class said "uhh chop off the confederate's heads...and uhmm....raid canada....cause they're lame"
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ughhhhhhhhhhhh
it's been like that since like eighth grade!
when I pass by "CANADIAN!! CANADIAN!""
I ask "can I have a sip of your starbucks?"
"ew no canadian! I don't want canada on my drink!!"
WTF!>?!?!?!?!? !?!?!?!?>!
like, they're my friends
but what's wrong with canada!? |
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Added: 02/05/2007 20:08:31
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I checked on dictionary.com, and you ARE right!
and I think it's the EXACT definition too!
good job twiggie!
get the hell on gabbly! |
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Added: 02/05/2007 19:26:38
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well I won't define crazymadrad to you!
...what does irony mean? |
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Added: 01/05/2007 21:47:56
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whatever irony means,
I LOGGED ON!
I guess.
and now
you're not responding
on gabbly
...I think it's you.. |
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Added: 01/05/2007 21:24:15
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ha ooooooookay
my thumbs hurt from texting so damn much
like ow
ha
today is a happy day
I declare it
may first
happy day
cause today's rad
hahaha
:D |
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Added: 01/05/2007 19:03:00
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twig...
I'm talking about cute gay people..
are you even paying attention to what I'm, like, saying!? |
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Added: 30/04/2007 16:02:01
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yeah and I was like totally and she was like totally but then she said totally and we were like wtf? that was like totally stupid. you know?
hello?
twigg??
why does it smell like food-dye?
!?!?!?!! |
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