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We're a band based on our movie Dickheads: The Movie. Most of our songs will be straight out of the movie and onto disc.
Some Random Story Shit
February 19th, 2079
Fourth Reich
World Under Blood
Welcome To The Journal Of Dr. Wilhelm Changahnak, Leader Of The Experimental Team Of The New Vietcong Army. The Findings Discussed In This Book Are Top Secret, And As Such I Expect That Whoever Happens To Be Reading Has Clearance For Such Reading. Those Approved For Reading Are:
- Captain Hunanica
- Dr. Graham Francis
- My Son, Jackalin Changahnak
If You Are Not One Of The Aforementioned People, Set Down This Book And Leave The Room. If You Are, You May Continue.
Appendix A
Influenza Experimentation
On This Day, February 20th, I Have Injected Influenza Bacteria Into 5 Patients’ Genitals For The Purpose Of Studying The Effects Of The Influenza Virus On The Reproductive Organs. The First Subject, Hugh Gordon, A Filthy American, Age 79, Has Reacted Horribly To It. Much To My Surprise, The Virus Has Began To Speed Up The Degeneration Process With Some Unpleasant Results. The Second Subject, A Mere Child Of 5 Of Austrian Decent Has Barely Reacted At All, Besides The Normal Effects Of The Influenza Virus. The Story Behind Him Is An Odd One. It Was The First Day Of The Fourth Reich, Where It Was Discovered Adolf Hitler Had Faked His Own Death. He Returned To Power With The Help Of The Nazi And Socialist Parties And Immediately Ordered A Strike On West Austria. The NVA Stormed West Austria, Killing Almost, Everyone, Sparing A Few Subjects For Basic Slavery And Medical Experimentation, And Murdering The Rest In Cold Blood. In The Case Of The Child, Name Unknown, His Father’s Dwelling Was Stormed, His Father Was Shot, Mother Was Sold Off To The Prostitution Rings, Brothers Crushed, And His Only Sister Was Sold Off For Slavery. He Somehow Was Lucky Enough To Find His Way Behind The Couch During The Storm. Perhaps His Father Or Mother Put Him There At The Last Second. I’m Not Quite Sure. But I Am Fearful For What Will Occur When He Grows Older. What Must It Be Like To Have Nothing, Not Even Memories, To Keep You Company. Soon Enough He Will Want To Die, And He Will Hate The Second Axis For What They Did To Him And His Family. But Enough Of Him For Now. The Third Subject, A Young Woman Of Thirteen, Believing Us To Be American Soldiers, Followed Us To Camp, But Soon Realized, When It Was Too Late, That We Were Far From American Bastards. She Has Not Reacted At All To The Influenza Introduction. The Fourth Subject, John Pittenger, Age 45, Another American, This Time A Communist Sympathizer, Has Reacted The Worst. The Rapid Rate Of Degeneration Is Such That If We Do Not Slow It Soon, I Fear We Will Have To Amputate His Legs. The Last Subject, A Neo-Vietnamese Man Of Advancing Age, Has Died. When The Influenza Was Injected, His Muscles Atrophied And He Went Into Full Cardiac Arrest, Resulting In His Eventual Demise. As Of Today, This Is All I Have To Report.
Appendix B
Psychological Experimentation
I Have Taken It Upon Myself To Examine The Results Of Shell Shock And Their Causes By Isolating A Subject In A Neutral Environment, Then Threatening Him Violently, And Leaving The Environment.
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Members:
Bam Bam (Vocals, Solo Guitar), Random Hero (Vocals, Drums), Knoxx (Vocals, Lead Guitar), Raake Yawn (Vocals, Keyboards)
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Influences:
CKY, Gnarkill, Clutch, Iggy Pop, NOFX, Rancid, The Ramones, Bad Brains, Circle Jerks, Misfits, HIM, GWAR, Vains Of Jenna, Disturbed, The 69 Eyes, The Bloodhound Gang, Viking Skull, The Sounds, Minor Threat, Dead Kennedys, The Clash, The Buzzcocks, The Sex Pistols, Turbonegro, The Vibrators, Wire, The Skid, Celine Dion, Aaron Carter, Disturbed, Seether, all the Straight Edge bands, pretty much all Hardcore.
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Gear:
Guitars: Fender Amps: Fender Drums: Zildjian/Pearl Keyboards: Yamaha
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