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Bio:
The Sell Outs met simply, on a trip to Scotland, in search of the Loch Ness Monster. Johnny was part of an expedition entitled Fiddles and Hans, while Russ was a member of a rival expedition group, called the Suzuki Experience, led by his uncle David Suzuki.
Barber was wanted in six provinces of Canada and twelve States in the USA for zoophilia. Naturally, he headed straight for a new challenge... fornicating with the biggest mofo'n animal ever... the Loch Ness Monster.
Mike was abducted by three henchmen, each named Butch, so they were extra tough. As it turned out, they worked for a drug lord named Ricardo Escobar, who met with Mike just hours after he was abducted. Immediately, Mike was a favourite of the man, with his soft, delicate features. Mike was eventually put to work in the warehouse, shipping kilos of everything. After a strange mix up, too strange to even begin to describe, Mike was trapped inside a crate destined for Scotland. For forty-eight hours he had nothing to eat but the best mushrooms you'd ever find... no joke... he was trippin' balls.
The four met under the most coincidental of situations, John and Russ were both scuba-fighting like crazy, and John was getting seriously double teamed by that smart bastard David Suzuki. While battling, they couldn't help but notice a strange figure lurking in the darkness. This was it, the moment they had been waiting for, years of research and dedication rested on this.
Slowly the creature emerged, but it had a strange lump around its tail. Upon closer inspection, that lump turned out to be Barber, trying to fornicate with it. What a sick person. As the three emerged, all satisfied in their own ways, they spotted a kid swimming in the distance. This derranged young man turned out to be Mike, still heavily under the influence of shrooms. Mike was under the impression that he was a yacht.
The newly introduced quartest swam to shore and exchanged their overly complex tales of adventure. The four became friends (even Johnny and Russ) and soon discovered that they were all from Clarkson, Mississauga. Shortly after, while walking into a music store, an earthquake suddenly began. During the rumbling and cracking of the streets, instruments began falling out of their places, high up in the store.
A guitar landed in Johnny's hands, and another in Barber's, while a bass guitar slipped and landed in the grips of Russ. While feeling crestfallen, not having an instrument, a drumkit fell on top of Mike. As soon as the earthquake stopped, he was rushed to the hospital, and was in critical condition for three months.
Upon recovery, the four travelled back to Mississauga, and followed their new calling.
This is the result
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Members:
Johnny Lima - Guitar/ Vocals
Mike Chantaj - Drums
Russ Hall - Bass
Barber - Guitar / Vocals
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Influences:
Everything, from Blind Melon to Protest The Hero... The list is too long to even begin.
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