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Chuck Norris doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his pants.
When Chuck Norris falls into the water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a control button on his computer, since Chuck Norris is ALWAYS in control!
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, since Chuck Norris decides what time it is!
Added on: 05/05/2006 02:12:53
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