I was 18 years old before I saw my first Troma film. I was in the video whorehouse (the movie rental store) when the idea struck me that I could rent porn flicks. So I picked what I thought would be the most interesting. As it would turn out I didn’t pick a porno. I picked Troma’s “Teenage Cat Girls in Heat”. The next mourning, instead of rushing off to school, I waited for my family to leave. I put in the tape and was immediately horrified by the site of the Toxic Avenger and the trailer for Tromeo and Juliet which featured the three foot penis monster. Seeing that trailor made me instantly desire to vomit. I was completely horrified. I was warped for the rest of my life. I was a Troma fan. As soon as I found out Teenage Cat Girls in Heat was NOT a porno, I spiked my Mohawk and went to school, a changed, and totally disgusted person.
I got to school just in time for the end of class. It didn’t matter…all I could think about was penis monster. Disgusting, hideous Penis monster.
Lunchtime, teenagers are herded like cattle into a feeding area. I had gained barely enough of my stomach to eat. But I HAD to tell EVERYONE at my table about the 3 foot penis monster. I knew they didn’t really understand what I was talking about, but looking back, I think they where more curious than I gave them credit for.
Months went by before I could finally see “Tromeo and Juliet”. Some asshole rented it out for 3 fucking months. Let me tell you, I watched the fuck out of that movie. It was the shit. I showed everyone the penis monster scene.
Since than I’ve scene a lot of good Troma films. But living in an area of such conservative, Christian principles, it’s not easy to come across such fine cinema. There’s a lot of shit out there for me to see. And I always keep my eyes open for anything that will make me want to puke.
Blog Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Added on: 06/02/2007 08:44:53
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