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My friends told me that they heard about some goon that had sex on the phone. he said "I finally had sex." They asked him. "Who'd ya do man...what does she look like? Is she a hottie?" He replied. "it was over the phone" Like it was a fucking accomplishment! What the fucks up with America today? I mean sure, It's great that we can shop online and all but dating over the phone!? You'd have to be lazy, and pretty hard up to resort to a date over the phone man....I mean, imagine your friends come over to invite you to a party. You turn them down only to say "I'm on a date over the phone."....That's pretty lame. What's even lamer though is that people have phone sex. You've gotta be pretty imaginative to have sex with words. I mean come on! Just whacking it to some girl over the phone who is saying "oh yea baby right there." IT'S over the damn phone...Look at some fucking porn or something! Stop degrading yourself and get some fucking REAL LIVE SEX DAMMIT! Trust me ANYONE can get some...after-all, if there so desperate to get it over the phone, than they wouldn't really care who they actually fucked would they? When you actually think about it, that "hot voice" you hear on the other end belongs to some fat fugly bitch who's getting payed to do this while letting she's probably trimming her nails or some shit.
Added on: 15/12/2006 04:29:59
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