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| Good morning ladies and assholes |
Today I woke up next to my girlfriend in my bedroom, we were supposed to wake up before my mom did but of course we didn't. So she woke up first than us.
She's sick of watching me bringing girls home so she told me "NO GIRLS ARE ALLOWED HERE SUCKER" not in this words of course but I'm sure she ment it that way.. anyway I woke up and I had to do something!
So I grabbed my girl, openned the window and threw her out of the balcony, she ended up in the urgencies.
So now the real story is: I told her to lay down on the bed and not to move an inch! I covered her with a pile of blankets and pillows and clothes and a piano. nah, forget this last one.
My mother got into my room, spoke to me for about 10mn and everything was going alright till she saw my babe's shoes..
I'm a smart guy so I told in a very natural way they were from my sister (I have a sister, a younger and idiot one).
My mom looked suspicious and stared and the pile of shit in my bed, then she looked at me and for a moment I thought she would go and dig through the shit load and discover my girl!
BUT NO.
She abondened the crime scene with no clue the victim was laying just over there.
And that's about it. Thanks for listening to this small peace of my life.
Stay tunned for more amazing stories
Cheers,
Your good friend Famous
*cheesy smile*
Playing (Music): Dwarves - I will deny
Added on: 22/11/2006 20:26:03
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