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allergy??
like wtf?? i have an allergy and i dont know why? im not allergic to pollen or sth..and i havent eaten anythin unusuall lately..or i hope so..man i dont have allergys! and now..my arms dont look so nice lol. my mom said that maybe its coz of the sun!!! like SUN!! why me? so unfair lol
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Ghosts
A psychiatrist is addressing a group of people who have all had experiences with the supernatural. He asks: "Who here has seen a ghost?"
Everyone puts up their hands. He then asks: "Who here has spoken with a ghost?"
Half the audience puts up their hands. "And who here has touched a ghost?" Ten percent of the crowd puts up their hands.
He asks: "And who here has made love with a ghost?" One little man in the back row puts up his hand...
The psychiatrist looks down from the podium at the little man and says: "Do you mean to tell me that you have made love with a ghost?"
The man replies, "Oh No! I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you correctly. I thought you said 'goat'."
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OK, so what's the speed of dark?
if light has speed and sound has speed, then what's the speed of dark? haa? haa?
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creepy old men
creepy old men just keep talking to me in the streets. its awful lol they just come and start talking about stuff. all kinds of stuff. eww..they are OLD!
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im not sleepy
but i have to go to bed, coz u know..school tomozzi..fuck that! maybe i'll skip school tomorrow? hmm.....lol okay. but then what? i cant go out coz all my friends are at school and it isnt very fun to hang around all alone. okay sumtimes it is, but not at paide *the most boring place on earth* so i think i will go to school, but that means that i have to go to bed now, but im not sleepy. yay im back in the beginning. oh well! good night...
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