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get me a neckbrace and a high powered shower
yo!
ozzfest fucking rocked! lamb of god was fuckin incredible!
right before static X came on my little sis scored pavillion seats again, so we were hooked up for lamb of god and ozzy.
when lamb of god came on everyone went fucking crazy, and it was fucking incredible! we were heading banging so fucking hard that even my short ass hair was flying, my friend jess has like waist lenth hair and she was freaking out! lol it was awesome. however my little sis is all laughin at me, an im like wtf? she goes you look like an idiot.
sometimes my little sister can be such an emo. shes sitting there headin banging movin only her head slow up and down. like one bang evry 15 seconds. and were fucking rocking out bodys and heads fucking jerkin like crazy, hands up mouths open. and we look like idiots. bah! cas we wernt doin a poser head bang.
now when the song redneck came on i freaked out. like rly.
but after that my head hurt so bad from caffine withdrawl i thought i was gonna vomit and passout. i mean i had an amp, but the beer and pizza didnt help with tha stomache.
i had to sit down for most of ozzy cas i couldnt stand, but it was still fucking awesome.
if you EVER have a shance to see ozzy osbourne in concert, GO. honestly you'll love it. and if lamb of god hapens to b there as well pay anyamount of money, cas its the best.
even though ozzfest was free this year, and we payed nothing.
oh and i ended up making out with this kid morgan who has rly bad eczema and i am now beign called herpes by a few of my friends. lol.
anyway it rocked.
thanx to all tha sponsers who got our broke asses into ozzfest!
~!NL!~
Blog Category: Music
Playing (Music): limp bizkit - my way
Current mood: cheerful
Added on: 25/08/2007 10:04:20
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What is a juggalo? (icp lyrics)
(vocal ad lib)
What is a juggalo?
Lemme think for a second. (well?)
Oh, he gets butt naked.
And then he walks through the street winkin' at freaks,
Wit a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks!
What is a juggalo?
He just don't care.
He might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
Cuz he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks,
He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that,
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish,
And then he starts huggin' people like a drunk bitch,
Next thing he's pickin' fights with his best friends,
Then he starts with the huggin' again, fuck,
What is a juggalo?
A fuckin' lunatic.
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick,
Then he jumps out a ten-story windowéééoh!
(chorus:)
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo? if that's what it is, well fuck if i know.
What is a juggalo?
I don't know, but i'm down with the clown, and i'm down for life, yo.
(end chorus)
(chorus)
(vocal breakdown)
What is a juggalo?
A dead body.
Well he ain't really dead, but he ain't like anybody
That you've ever met before.
He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four.
What is a jug-
What the fuck? connec-man, that shit's wack.
Don't worry 'bout my shit, just rap, mutha fucker.
What is a juggalo?
He ain't a bitch boy.
He'll walk through to the hills and beat down a rich boy.
Walks right in the house where ya havin' supper,
And dip his nuts in ya soupéébloop!
What is a juggalo?
Well he ain't a phoney.
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni.
And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit,
Cuz you're a stupid-ass dumb fuckin' idiot.
What is a juggalo?
He's a graduate.
He graduated from......well,
At least he's got a job, he's not a dumb putz,
He works for himself scratchin' his nuts, ha!
What is a juggalo?
A hulkamaniac.
He powerbombs mutha fuckas into thumbtacks. (bwa!)
People like him till they find out he's unstable.
He sabued ya mama through a coffee table. (oh my god!)
(chorus)
(vocal breakdown)
(chorus)
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(vocal breakdown)
What is a juggalo?
Blog Category: Music
Playing (Music): what is a juggalo -insane clown posse
Current mood: okay
Added on: 24/08/2007 08:51:04
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this is a motherfucking invitation!
so 2morrow is ozzfest!!!
there aint too amny good bands gonna b there but.....it was free and.......
LAMB OF GOD IS GONNA BE THERE!
so yay.
its gonna b alot of mother fuckign fun since half tha people i know will b there.
so get ready to mother fucking party!
>:)
~!NL!~
Blog Category: Music
Playing (Music): lamb of god - Redneck
Current mood: Fucking pysched!
Added on: 23/08/2007 12:16:14
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rent a cop vs angry cussing punk chick
right, so yeasterday i went to tha mall. i mean i hadnt been in a long time and it was sorta a thing me and my friends always did so we decided to go. and somewhere in between pushing my friend around on heelys and trying on ugly prom dresses, i end up gettin threatened by some lame ass security guard at jc pennys.
we were sittin in tha shoe department trying to convince max to crossdress when al of a sudden my little sisters all up in my bag. and im like hey wat r u doing?! she goes my head hurts i want some excedrin blah blah. and im like no! fuck go b a freak on ur own time wit ur own bottle. and somewhere in this little argument i screamed FUCK rly loud.
well we just so happened to b next to tha childs department so i was like oh snap yinz we gotta bounce. and we're leaving when dis dood somes up and flips out this badge.
then he starts goiong in this bitchy attitude voice bout how dis is a family store and i cant use that kinda language. and i say yea i kno my bad i was leaving.
so he gets smart with me. he goes well if ur leaving then leave. and im like no duh.
i stop for one second to try and put tha shit my little sister was takign outta my bag bak in and hes on my as again, being fucking smart wit me. then my friends are fuckign dragging their feet and im like dudes ya wanna go a little faster im beign kick outta JC pennys?!
i paused in between the words JC and pennys cas i was gonna cus but i didnt and he starts yelling that if i cus one more time hes calling tha cops. and that was the last straw.
i did NOT cuss. so i got up in his face. yellin bout how i only cussed once. he was all like i detain u for the police if u dont watch it.
so i told him no he would not detain me, adn if he tryed id have a lawyer on his butt.
i finally got outta the goshdamn store.
and he can go to hell. call the fuckign cops.
my ass.
~?NL?~
Blog Category: Life
Playing (Music): last resort - papa roach
Current mood: got tha beginings of a headache
Added on: 22/08/2007 14:49:32
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king of tha bloggers
wow. so im looking at sum of these highest blogger blogs, and im like wtf?
i mean some people, really blog. i mean this one dude famous is high on tha blogger list and he rly blogs. but i mean man how fucking dumb is it when these people do one liner blogs like "omg im bored, no one comments" or "life is boring talk to me!" . or just regular shit like "school sux, my bf broke up wit me" but thats all.
i mean come on! your not blogging! your giving a one line whiney comment, or writing a one line stupid ass update, that barley makes sense cas all u evr give is a one liner.
for fuck sakes people, blogging is not a fucking two word thing.
i can understand if ur like in a hurry and all u can say is hi bye but it aint always supposed to b like that.
thats not blogging and ur stupid for that. ur not speacial for writing the most one line bullshit, your just fuckign retarded.
sorry i no its mean but its true and i had to say it.
to all yinz who put time and heart into ur entrys props, good luck and more peace to ya!
~!NL!~
Blog Category: Blogging
Playing (Music): papa roach-she loves me not
Current mood: annoyed at the dumb bloggers
Added on: 21/08/2007 20:38:20
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