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Brad's Top 5 # 5
Top 5 most disgusting things I have ever heard:
1. Mike and Anna
2. Coldplay
3. Mike farting
4. Shit falling from a building.
5. Ass sex.
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The OTHER Camping Blog
When I heard we were going camping I thought we were gonna get wasted and chase eachother naked around the campfire, but when SOMEBODY forgot the booz, on the ride over I was thinking "This is gonna be gay" But guess what...It was actually pretty fun. I mean, I got to watch mike and joe kill innocent trees, make fluffnutters, scare the crap out of anna, cook food, make fluffnutters, kill trees, and try to start the forest on fire. it was the bomb! And anna, if youre reading this...I DIDNT FUCKING WATCH!!!!
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Brad's Top 5 #4
Top 5 things that I did to help destroy the enviroment this weekend.
1. Chop down 13 trees.
2. Spear squirrels with spears!
3. peal out all over the place.
4. tried to start a forest fire.
5. built a very unnatrual dam.
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New Poem
Lasting longer than you expected
I life defying your word
You said I'd die
You live a lie
I stand alone unheard
You shed your evel all over my soul
Like feathers of a blackened dove
My heart is scarred
Impaled with a shard
Of broken, shattered love
Now I know what I must do
You've nearly brethed your last
I'll end your life
You'll meet the knife
I'll forget about the past.
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Brad's Top 5 #3
Top 5 reasons to go camping:
1. We get to play sex me on the way over!
2. We can watch free squirrel porn!
3. Everyone gets to see me naked.
4. No parents!
5. There aren't any penalties for gettting naked!
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