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-Busy, busy, busy-
busy day of posting random...sometimes pointless shit...but it passes time i guess and hopefully someone will comment...
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-Down the tubes-
Who the hell came up with the saying "Down the tubes"?
"This country is goin' down the tubes."
WHAT TUBES! I don't see any tubes do you!?
Sure, it may be figurative speech but why tubes? Are there tubes!? I don't know! Are we all in some big tube?
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-Wonder-
Is the grass really greener on the other side? Is there a better place out there somewhere? Is there something or someone waiting for me? Why Do I have these thoughts? Am I not content with my life as it is? Do I simply long for something I cannot have....or maybe It's just the shit I'm on....warping my mind and twisting my version of reality.
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-Blond Jokes-
A man was sweeping his porch on day when his blond neighbor came out of her house. She opened her mailbox and went back in. A few moments later she came out again...this time she slammed it shut and stormed back into the house angry. Just as the man is about to peek into the mail-box she comes out again and he asks "Is there a problem?"
She replies. "Yes there is...my computer keeps telling me I have mail!"
Q. Whats the difference between a smart blond and a UFO..
A. People have SEEN ufo's
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-Yo momma jokes-
-Yo mamma's so fat when I slapped her I could ride the waves
-Yo mamma's so fat she's not IN the crowd, she IS the crowd
-Yo mamma's so nasty when i asked her whats for dinner, she spread open her legs and said "Tuna surprise!"
-Yo mamma's so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale
-Yo mamma's like a freezer, every man sticks his meat in her
-Yo mamma's a tool-store, 25 cents a nut, 50 cents a screw
-Yo mamma's like a doorknob, every man gets his turn
-Yo mamma's like Mcdonalds, come hungry, leave happy
-Yo mamma's so greasy she could use beacon as a band-aid.
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