Famous' first Issue! "So What is a bitch?"
according to "The Famous Dictionary":
Bitch - There are two kinds of bitches:
No1. Highly intelligent and beautiful woman, very secure of herself, with nothing else to prove, cold on the outside but very emocional on the inside, she may present no friends what so ever, no people who care about her, so she may push everyone away in order not to be harmed or not to stop feeling like herself. This the "To be loved type" and the "Handle with care" type. If you do try to love a woman like this you will probably get away with empty hands and with a broken heart, but think about the slightly possibilites of conquering her heart and transforming her into a beautiful human being.
No2. Beatiful woman, with a medium or a lower intelligence. this is the most common type, she presents some idiotic friends with the same low level of inteligence and interest. She may develop some relantionships despite always ending up breaking the idiot's and the heroes' hearts, her non-cleaverness combined to a higly non-self confidence results in a strange and peculiar person that will find no answers for her dreams and no reason for her existence. However, since a high percentage of the male population is certificadatlly considered stupid, a high percentage of the Bitch-Population is still getting well in life and according to the famous reporter "Famous" in his famous interview to a world famous idiot for the New City Times back in 1862: "they keep bloodsucking our money"
To be continued..
Blog Category: Games
Playing (Music): Nine Inch Nails - The Hand That Feeds
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Added on: 06/06/2006 16:03:48
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