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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY ON SUNDAY!
Everyone MUST congratulate me on sunday, may 28th is my birthday
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More Norris for ya;)
Aye, know ye enjoyed the previous CHuck Norris jokes; check out these:
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
When you say "no one's perfect," Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
Blog Category: Blogging
Added on: 18/05/2006 00:52:11
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Damn... math sux
I'm having this stupid math lesson as I'm typing, man, this sux!
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fuck
Life totally sucks ass at the moment...
Blog Category: Life
Added on: 10/05/2006 03:41:53
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Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his pants.
When Chuck Norris falls into the water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a control button on his computer, since Chuck Norris is ALWAYS in control!
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, since Chuck Norris decides what time it is!
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