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  • 10 things learned from wacco

    Top Ten Lessons Learned by the BATF in the Waco Raid

    10. If you're going to seize guns, bring along some guns of your
    own.
    9. Bullet-proof vests are not quite as bullet-proof as the
    manufacturer may claim.
    8. To ensure the element of surprise, be sure to commence the
    raid before the media sets up its cameras.
    7. Make sure the raid is near a military installation, so you
    can get re-enforcements quickly.
    6. 'Taking out' the children first is not a particularly
    effective technique for suppressing hostile fire.
    5. When planning for a no-knock raid, do not assume that the
    victims sleep-in till noon.
    4. Be sure that God is not on their side.
    3. Don't bring along the media unless you're really, really,
    really sure you are not going to get your ass kicked.
    2. Stick to raiding pacifist religious cults in California.
    1. Don't Mess with Texas! [this is the highway department's
    anti-littering slogan]

    Blog Category: Blogging
    Added on: 14/12/2006 15:32:18

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  • an introduction in wicca

    INTRODUCTION TO WICCA

    "Wicca? What's it all about?"
    This question is being heard more frequently, here and abroad - for something very different has been quietly appearing on today's scene.
    There are a lot of problems in the world today - wars, pollution, repression by one side or another, technology and commercialism gone mad, and far, far too many people. And it's getting worse.
    Why?
    What has caused the cascading insanity that we see around us? More importantly, what can we grasp onto which is sucure and worth believing?
    Some of us think we know why this has all happened; if you're interested and concerned, you, too, may eventually realize why things have turned out this way. (More on this subject latter).
    The important thing is to get back, in some small way, to the mental and spiritual outlook which can make this nightmare world, and all its problems, quite unnecessary.
    It can be done - our distant ancestors knew how. They knew how to live with nature, to understand the reasons behind it. They had a basic knowledge of the balance which is a part of everything - something we have lost in the centuries and millenia that have passed.
    But not lost irretrievably, for it is with us again. It is faith and a way of living.
    It is Wicca.

    WHY NOW ?

    Wicca is returning to the world!
    Really, though, it had never left - for folk beliefs and the ancient Witch cult have always been with us. But for the past several centuries folk wisdom was given a Christian overlay and largly ignored; the Witches, with thier age-old lore, were forced underground by persecution - with much loss to the common man.
    Now the established major religions are greatly weakened and tottering, thier foundations largly destroyed by a rapidly changing world. Thier efforts to adjust and alter, to "keep step with the times," have only weakened them further. Only the prop of being socially convenient has kept the churches from total collapse. And the structure of society itself is weakening, with "social convenience" having less and less power as a new generation increasingly scorns that which is useless and irrelevant.
    Science itself, starting with Galileo and others as a reaction to a stale and oppressive religious establishment, seems to have reached a plateau in its discoveries. New research has become increasingly expensive, and the feeling is growing that the results gained are now justifying less and less of the cost put into them. Political pressures fashion the wonders of science into weapons which are both crule and fearsome. Commercialism, in its mindless striving for money, has managed to pollute much of what still remains of the natural world.
    Politics has reached a similar impasse. Both Marxism and Capitalism were created using the precepts of Christianity, and thus both suffer from the same weaknesses as thier parent: inflexability, dogma, intolerance and hypocrisy. Those who have lived under both systems say that Marxism is considerably more drab and mechanistic than its rival. Thus we can exspect that the current intellectual fashions tending toward Marx will ultimately be halted by the dull, hard wall of reality.
    But then - where else will there be to go?
    The answer lies deep within ourselves - where it has always been - and out in the world of nature, where it has long waited.
    For the Wiccan Way is very close to the soul of humanity; it is a natural belief which sees man as he is, and the world as it is, and seeks to push neither into a preconceived mold. Further, Wicca sees the mystery and richness of nature, and opens the way to an understanding of it which the modern world has overlooked.
    The Wiccan Way, as it now exists, is based on valid beliefs from the distant past. The present store of rituals and practices has been drawn from ancient sources, restored and updated by scholars from various Witch groups, existing but never advertised, whose traditions stretch unbroken since far before the dawn of history.
    There is much flexibility here, for Wicca is not fixed and dogmatic. There are new adventures of the mind and spirit, for Wicca thrives on joy, beauty and colour.
    And there is the inspiration of working toward a new world - one totally different from today.
    And one far better.

    WHAT IS WICCA ?

    Wicca recognizes that throughout all things - from the atom to the universe - there is a duality. Night and day, love and hate - the ancient Oriental concept of Yin and Yang which was long matched by simular concepts in what we now call Europe.
    The Witch realizes that there is no heaven except that which he himself makes, and likewise no hell but that of his own creation.
    Most Witches believe that they have experienced previous lives in previous eras of this world. And they can point to impressive evidence backing them up.
    A Witch refuses to believe that mankind is born innately sinful, and realizes that the concept of "sin" is itself arbitrary and harmful to human nature.
    The Witch knows that man is not better than woman, nor woman superior to man. What one lacks the other can give, and cannot be truly alive without the other! There is no greater magick than that of man and woman together.
    A Witch knows that what is called "magick" does truly exist, and it is often worked by those who are in touch with certain forces of the natural world.
    The Witch believes that what cannot be seen is of the greatest importance - that much exists of which the present world's science knows little or nothing. And that anyone can experience what is normally considered to be beyond "reality"
    Wicca has a deep love for things natural and wild, as it knows that there are many beings which are intelligent and wise - and not all human. Yet they may be met in places of seclusion and wilderness by those who earnestly desire to know them - and it is for this reason that the Witch does not allow his or her heart and mind to become cluttered by the useless trivia of a commercial-technical society.
    A Witch knows that there are deep forces and tides which underlie all things, and that there exist here on earth infinitely complex multidimentional matrices of living power which are far beyond the capability of a human to understand. That there is intelligence here and the greatest of wisdom - for such has always existed and always will.
    The Witch realizes that mankind has always known of the existence of this Supernal Intelligence, and has called It by thousands of names for tens of thousands of years. That men and women of all eras have drawn strength and power, warmth and security from this source - at times in ways which seems to transcend reality!
    Wicca teaches that the Highest source is both female and male in its aspects and that, though vastly beyond our capasity to understand, we can perceive It - or Them - as individuals, or as Goddess and God to whom we can speak, and receive answers.
    The Witch knows that over the past two or three thousand years humankind has stressed a narrow portion of the God in his religions and ignored or denied the role of the Goddess - with the result that history has come to be a chronicle of disasters. A balance is needed, with perhaps a greater stress on the Goddess (right now) in Her many aspects, to restore peace and to assure a meaningful survival of ourselves and our descendants.
    This is Wicca!



    Blog Category: Religion and Philosophy
    Added on: 14/12/2006 15:31:02

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  • 101 ways to annoy a facist


    1) Tell him his armband is inside-out.
    2) Re-arrange his golf club covers without telling him.
    3) Tell him he has ring-around-the-coll ar on his brownshirt.
    4) Insult his pit bull.
    5) Shoot his pit bull.
    6) Shoot him.
    7) Slash the tires on his Porsche [note: proper Fascist auto maybe substituted
    here.]
    8) Riot.
    9) Spraypaint FUCK CAPITALISM on his Porsche.
    10) Spraypaint FUCK CAPITALISM AND FUCK COMMUNISM on his Porsche.
    11) Spraypaint FUCK THE WORLD on his Pitt-bull.
    12) Overthrow the government.
    13) Wear a Chineese peasant's blue denim uniform with a button reading I
    SUPPORT THE NATIONAL LIBERATION FRONT.
    14) Learn Russian and speak only Rusian.
    15) Learn Albanian and do like-wise.
    16) Sing the following version of the Marines' Hymn:
    From the balls of Montezuma
    To the whores of Tripoli
    We fight for cunt in battles
    In the air, on land, and sea

    First to fight for boobs and pussy
    And we keep our penes clean
    We are proud to claim the title
    of Whore-Fucking States Marines.

    17) Burn George Bush in effigy.
    18) Burn George Bush in person.
    19) Tattoo FUCK CAPITALISM (in Russian) on his wifes left breast when she isnt
    looking.
    20) Hand out pamphlets saying that says that Ronald Reagan is a Polish Jew and
    the leader of the Communist conspiracy.
    21) Cut his head off.
    22) Assassinate The President.
    23) Assassinate the Governor of New Jersey.
    24) Assassinate Sununu.
    24) Register as a Communist.
    25) Organize an army and march on Washington.
    26) Castrate him.
    27) Castrate his pit-bull.
    28) Castrate George Bush.
    29) Attempt to overthrow the Government of the United States of America by
    force and violence.
    30) Organize you own country and declare war on South Africa.
    31) Call him an anus.
    32) Call him a gonad.
    33) Call George Bush a gonad.
    34) Blow up his Porsche.
    35) Blow up his Pit-bull.
    36) Blow up George Bush.
    37) Give away copies of the Communist Manifesto.
    38) Eat five pounds of beans and lock yourself in a small enclosed area with
    him.
    39) Defy Authority.
    40) Destroy Authority.
    41) Desecrate Hitlers Bunker.
    42) Drop LSD in the Potomac.
    43) Bomb Washington with Chia Pets.
    44) Bomb Washington with SPAM.
    45) Bomb Washington with registered Nurses.
    46) Bomb Washington with a drug dealer named "vinnie".
    47) Citizens arrest the president.
    48) Board the Staten Island ferry, point a toy gun at the pilot and force him
    to sail to Havana. If you are caught, explain that you wanted to just show
    the passengers how bad Castro's Cuba really is.
    49) Fart the pledge of allegiance.
    50) Burn the flag.
    51) Send George Bush a bar of soap and order him to wash his mouth out every
    time he tells a lie.
    52) Skip school.
    53) Picket his house, holding a crucifix and mumbling "pax..pax...pax... "
    54) Issue a public statement saying you hate mom, baseball, apple pie, and
    the flag; but you love to fart.
    55) Wear a t-shirt reading HITLER WAS A WEENIE.
    56) Spray paint MAKE LOVE NOT WAR on his pit-bull.
    57) Tell him to go fuck himself.
    58) Tell him to go fuck himself with a limber dick.
    59) Tell him you are a member of the John Birch Society and that you are i
    investigating reports of him being a pinko.
    60) Wear a t-shirt reading JOE MCARTHY WAS A WEENIE.
    61) Stare him down.
    62) Steal his SS epaulets.
    63) Wear a sweatshirt with a big 69 on it reading THE BEST MIDNIGHT SNACK.
    64) Ask him if he has any papers, because you want to roll a joint.
    65) Set up a private Espionage organization and offer to sell your services to
    the highest bidder. Solicit Bids from all the Communist countries. If the
    FBI objects, respond with a long speech on the superiority of the
    Capitalist system, where all goods and services are sold for the highest
    price. Accuse the FBI agent of being a fuzzy-minded pinko.
    66) Bury him in Lenins tomb.
    67) Bury him in Stalins tomb.
    68) Bury him in Grants tomb.
    69) Simulataneously enroll in orginizations The Ukranian Workers Society, North
    Yugoslav Peoples Assosciation, Hungarian Peasants Club, The John Birch
    Society, and Jews for Jesus.
    70) Ask him "who the hell cares if the trains run on time?".
    71) Get yourself invited to his house for dinner. Bring a gun and a target. At
    an appopriate moment <say..dessert> lean the target against a wall and
    start shooting at it, screaming: KILL THE COMMIES! KILL THE FUCKIN COMMIES!
    72) Take a tour of the White House. Bring a defused hand grenade with you and
    toss it on the floor in front of the highest ranking Bureaucrat you can
    find. Run like hell the other way, shouting "Die, imperialist dog!".
    73) Distribute copies of CHALLENGE <progressive labor movement party newspaper>
    on Wall Street to anyone wearing a suit.
    74) Alternately, try to sell it to them for 10 cents and when refused, reply
    "Oh, your too cheap to spend a dime to find out the truth!"
    75) Enter your local recruiting office. fart. leave.
    76) Enter your local Recruiting office. Pull out a water pistol and spray all
    Military personnel you meet as soon as they turn their backs. When they
    take the pistol away from you (after a lecture) listen intently and
    abashedly and say youre sorry. As soon as the lecturer turns his back on
    you, pull out another water pistol from you pocket and shoot him in the
    back, laughing hysterically.
    77) Pass your own Selective Service Act and draft everyone you meet.
    78) Sing at the top of your lungs:
    Onward Christian soldiers,
    Onward as to war.
    Kill your Christian brothers
    As you've done before.
    79) Enter your local Marine Recruiting office. when asked why you want to join
    the marines, reply "Ive been waiting for a long time for a chance to shoot
    a motherfucken general!"
    80) Take a tour of the White House and offer $1000 to any of the Marine honor
    guards who will spit on the flag and say: "Fuck the imperialist United
    States" three times. If any of them take you up on it, wait until they are
    finished and then tell them that you cant pay him cause that would be
    corrupting him.
    81) Offer to sell the first official you meet your share of the country.
    82) Whenever asked a question answer "FUCK THE WORLD", try to convince
    the rest of the known universe to do the same.
    83) Hang out in front of your local Navy recruiting center wearing a white
    sailor cap and singing "Anchors Aweigh".
    84) Join the Amerikan Nazi Party. Arive in a tutu and slippers carrying a sub-
    machine gun. open fire screaming "DIE DIE DIE!!!!"
    85) Enroll at the School for Marxist Studies.
    86) Enroll at Moscow University.
    87) Just keep on doing what youre doing.
    88) Tell the truth about the wars of the U.S. (i.e. make a speech explaining
    the true character of America's involvement in Vietnam.
    89) Convince him that Hitler is alive and living in the basement of the
    Pentagon, then let his hopes down.
    90) Tattoo FUCK FASCISTS on your chest in letters 6 inchs high.
    91) Tell him your the Popes illegitimate son.
    92) Surround the White House with paid mercenaries and take it over.
    93) Own a Monarchy.
    94) Claim to be a Bloshevik-Socialist- leftwing-jew.
    95) Burn down the Reichstag.
    96) Lead a profligate life: live with a negro; drink; gamble and also swear.
    97) Commit an original sin.
    98) Vote in a foreign election.
    99) Bite him.
    100) Send him a copy of this file.
    101) All of the above.




    Added on: 11/12/2006 14:08:26
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  • the real Bill o rights

    Bill of Rights Lite


    Amendment I

    Congress shall encourage the practice of Judeo-Christian religion by
    its own public exercise there of, and shall make no laws abridging the
    freedom of responsible speech (unless such speech is in a digital form or
    contains material that is copyrighted, classified, proprietary or offensive
    to non-Europeans, non-males, differently abled or alternativley prefferenced
    persons), or the right of people to peaceably assemble (unless such assembly
    takes place on corporate or military property or within an electronic
    environment), or to petition the government for redress of grievances (unless
    such grievances relate to national security).

    Amendment II

    A well-regulated militia having become irrelevant to the security of a free
    state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms against one another
    shall remain uninfringed (excepting such arms as may be afforded by the
    poor or those prefferred by pushers, terrorists and organized criminals
    which shall be banned).

    Amendment III

    No soldier shall, in time of peace, be quartered in any house without the
    owners consent, unless that house is thought to have been used for the
    distrabution of illegal substances.

    Amendment IV

    The right of the people to be secure in thier persons, houses, papers, and
    the effects against unreasonable searches and seizures many be suspended
    to protect public welfare. Upon the unsupported suspicion of law enforcement
    officials, any place or conveyance shall be subject to immediate search, and
    any such places or conveyances, or property within them may be permanently
    confiscated without further judicial proceeding.

    Admendment V

    Any person may be held to answer for a capital or otherwise infamous involving
    illicit substances, terrorism or upon any suspicion whatever, and may be
    subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb (once
    by the state courts, once by the Federal judiciary), and may be compelled by
    various means (including the forced submission of breath samples, bodily
    fluids, or encryption keys) to be a witness against himself, refusal to do so
    constituting an admission of guilt, and may be deprived of life, liberty,
    or property without furthor legal delay, and any private property thereby
    forfieted shall be dedicated to the discretionary use of the law-enforcement
    agents without just compensation.

    Amendment VI

    In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to speedy
    and private plea-bargaining before entering a plea of guilty. The accused
    is entitled to the assistance of underpaid and indifferent counsel to
    negotiate his sentence, except where such sentence falls under manitory
    sentencing requirements.

    Amendment VII

    In suits at common law where the contesting parties have nearly unlimited
    resources to spend on legal fees the right to trial by jury shall be
    preserved

    Amendment VIII

    Sufficient bail may be required to ensure that dangerous criminals will
    remain in custody, where cruel and unusual punishments are ussually inflicted.

    Amendment IX

    Teh enumeration in the Constitution of certain rights shall not be construed
    to deny or disparage other that may be retained bt the government to preserve
    public order, family values, or national security.

    Amendment X

    The powers not delgated to the United States by the Constitution are reserved
    for to the departments of Justice and Treasury, except when the states are
    willing to forsake Federal financing.



    Blog Category: Writing and Poetry
    Added on: 11/12/2006 14:01:51

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  • need tabs

    if anyone has the tabs to my life to live by lars fredrikson and the bastards i need them cuz i cant figure out the lead part or find it ANYWHERE!! thanx

    Blog Category: Music
    Playing (Music): my life to live lars fredrickson and ............
    Current mood: pissed off
    Added on: 10/12/2006 17:56:42

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