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FUNNY ASS SHIT!!! YOU NEED TO READ THIS!!!
Ok...This is the profile of a freind named Hanna. A dude named Charley Basket found her password and fucked with her profile. He completly changed it and now it is the funniest thing I have seen in my life. I shit you not. Heres the profile:
Gender:
Male
Location:
Korea
About me:
I am a walking vagina where people always stick there dick in, well i let them. I'm a 7ft walking freak in our society and people think of me as big foot and on days there nice they think of me as the lockenss monster. I have aids, herpies, genital herpes, my vagina is as big ass the grand canyon, my life is made up by sexaul transmitted diseases. This aint all about me this is just about me on tuesday. "I AM SUPER HORNY GANG""SHOVE A DILDO IN MY ASS"
Interests:
I like going out and raping goats, horses, dogs, cats, mike, joe, you know pretty much anything that has an asshole i will fuck even myself. My instrest in life is pretty much ass raping and ass fucking. "I"M SO INTERESTED IN HUMPING SOCIETY", but society always wants to turn away, but that's why i grab society by the hunches and hump them into submission."OH YEAH", NO OH YEAH. Life for me is like a big horny fest of wieners, vaginas, balls, and boobies, slapping my face. "DEVON ZENNER ALSO HAS A SMALL PENIS" i've known from experience me and him had sex about 10 times just this week.
Favorite Bands:
too many to remember for they all put their instruments up my vagina and my ass and sometimes they would stick thier stick in my ear, but i can never hear the music, all i can hear is like a stream of water going out of the stick. It is also sticky when it touches me and hairy. My band would most likely be the flute becuase its pretty much my favorite animal and plus it doesn't hurt so much when i shove it in me "VAGINA". "BAND IS FOR HOOKERS AND GEEKS", just like me. "I'M A DIRTY PIRATE HOOKER", "OH YEAH", there for i am sam.
You can visit the profile if you want! go to search. Her name is "I LIKE TO LICK GOAT BALLS AND SUCK HORSES DICKS"
Current mood: horny
Added on: 29/06/2006 16:55:59
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Brad's Top 5 #12
Top 5 ways to start a forest fire:
1. Movotov Cocktails
2. Leaving unatended fires
3. hanging burning cups filled with gas on trees
4. Hairspray Flamethrowers
5. Napalm, baby.
Playing (Music): Eminem - Kim
Added on: 29/06/2006 12:54:05
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Musical Artists and World Issues
Many musical artists adress national or world issues through song, stating problems and conflicts in society. In your opinion, have these artists been recognized? Have they brought attention to these national and world issues?
Blog Category: News and Politics
Added on: 29/06/2006 09:19:16
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LETS WRITE A BLOG COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW SHITTY EVERYTHING IS AND HOW I'M A FUCKING ARROGANT BI
Is it just me, or are more people out there trying to sound really smart when in reality they are pretty un-smart? I'ts like they're spawning. multiplying. Everyones talking about the history of this and the birth of that and the truth of this and the shittyness of that. Shut the fuck up! jeez... One munute you complain about how shitty the government is and all the conspiracies, the next you're vouching for all the pro-government fuck heads. If you want to be an arrogent prick and sound smart, do it somewhere else, or walk into a knife.
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You see that? That's me! I'm Doctor Mott!
Don't you hate blogs that have titles that sound reasonably interesting? You click on them only to find it's nothing special! Nothing at all! Just a bunch of meaningless words in meaningless sentances. That's it! There isn't really any reason you should read on, because there isn't really anything worth reading, now is there? Oh look, you're still reading. you must truly be a very bored person to be so persistant on reading this blog. You know what? You're going to end up reading this whole thing, and when it's done, you're going to feel very disapointed, and you are going to wish you had never spent all that time reading it in the first place! So...What are you going to do? are you going to stop reading now or finish it? I'ts probably too late now. I mean... You're almoast done. You might as well just finish reading it. And that's the end of my meaningless, pointless blog.
Blog Category: Blogging
Added on: 27/06/2006 10:58:50
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