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-Phone Dates!?-
My friends told me that they heard about some goon that had sex on the phone. he said "I finally had sex." They asked him. "Who'd ya do man...what does she look like? Is she a hottie?" He replied. "it was over the phone" Like it was a fucking accomplishment! What the fucks up with America today? I mean sure, It's great that we can shop online and all but dating over the phone!? You'd have to be lazy, and pretty hard up to resort to a date over the phone man....I mean, imagine your friends come over to invite you to a party. You turn them down only to say "I'm on a date over the phone."....That's pretty lame. What's even lamer though is that people have phone sex. You've gotta be pretty imaginative to have sex with words. I mean come on! Just whacking it to some girl over the phone who is saying "oh yea baby right there." IT'S over the damn phone...Look at some fucking porn or something! Stop degrading yourself and get some fucking REAL LIVE SEX DAMMIT! Trust me ANYONE can get some...after-all, if there so desperate to get it over the phone, than they wouldn't really care who they actually fucked would they? When you actually think about it, that "hot voice" you hear on the other end belongs to some fat fugly bitch who's getting payed to do this while letting she's probably trimming her nails or some shit.
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-Haircut?-
Some people say I should get a haircut....I don't think I should, In fact I'm going to continue to grow it out. How about you guys? Do you think I should cut my hair? I'm not going to..I just wanna see what you guys have to say about it.....that, and I don't really have anything else to blog about.
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-Getting payed to play games?-
I hear that there are places that actually pay people who play games....perhaps I should consider signing up. I mean getting payed $9-50 is pretty sweet just for playing a game. I know that it is based on how well your overall performance in the game is....but that shouldn't be a problem for me.
Blog Category: Games
Added on: 06/12/2006 15:45:16
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-Public announcement-
My apologies to the punkers of Punkrock.org. There was a slight misconception with one user as to weather or not I was "emo" Due to my last profile pic. Rest assured, I AM NOT A FUCKING EMO. I am far from the whole "emo" thing. If you want my opinion; Emo's are gay, self-centered little shits who think only about how "Depressing" their life is. They don't know the meaning of the word "depressing".
They only get "depressed" cuz their rich fucking parents won't take them to fucking hot topic or buy them more black hair dye. If their life was so bad, they wouldn't invite everyone in on it. If they truly wanted to end their worthless, pathetic lives....they would just do it, plain and simple. None of this "I'm gonna kill myself cuz I'm so sad. (boo-fucken-hoo)" It's all for attention and an excuse to be gay. What the fucks wrong with emo guys man!? I mean it's supposed to be *holds up hot dog and donut..inserts hot dog in donut* See? it FITS properly. I don't know why they...*holds up two hot dogs*...what the fuck!? That's not human...it's not normal...it's just fucked up! However, even if they do whine about their lowly lives...If they do kill themselves...it's one less emo I have to fucken beat the shit out of!
Blog Category: PunkRock.org
Added on: 05/12/2006 08:21:48
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-Old saying-
Life's a bitch and then you die,
So fuck the world and lets get high!
Blog Category: Life
Added on: 05/12/2006 07:36:57
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